Selviä Ikea-seikkailusta hengissä

13.12.2011 19:45 Jukka O. Kauppinen

Ikeat ovat vaarallisia paikkoja. Siksi onkin hyvä, että meille huonekaluhelvettejä normaalisti vältteleville on kirjoitettu ihan oikea läpipeluuopas, ihan ehtaan perinteiseen seikkailupelien opastyyliin.

Oppaan kirjoittajasta ei ole tietoa.

Lainaus:

WORLD TWO: SHOWROOMS

You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.

As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the SHOWROOM. Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage.

Now make your way into the main SHOWROOM, using the PAPER TAPE MEASURE to throttle anyone who blocks your path.

Lue juttu: IKEA WALKTHROUGH v2.3.1